SANTA, DID YOU TALK TO RALPH YET...

Santa just left my house! Can you stand it? And, he asked me what I wanted for Christmas, too! (I wanted to say "why don't you go ask your little spy Ralph The Elf" but I didn't want to push my luck)

Anyway, Santa and I chatted it up and I think I'm good to go.

No socks...

No underwear...

Certainly no coal...

Ralph The Elf is history come tomorrow morning. Heh.