RALPH THE ELF...

See this guy... His name is "Ralph The Elf" and his job is to watch ME, Owen K. Bentley. You know, to see if I'm being good and all. According to my parents, Santa Claus sent him...

Now, I never know where Ralph is going to show up. And, believe me he's everywhere. Watching me. Stalking me if you will...

On top of the TV.

Inside my sock drawer.

Watching me take my tubbie...

Heck, yesterday, Ralph was inside the dishwasher when I opened it. Talk about getting busted. *GULP*

Anyway, to put it bluntly ...I ain't misbehavin'. No way. I need toys.