I got Howie pretty good with the hose today. Poor thing. He's still shivering.
I don't know why everyone freaked out. After all, its not that big of a deal. I intend to dry him off with this monstrosity of a hair dryer I found at the grand-neighbor peeps...Here Howie. Come on, baby. Here boy.
Howie?
Yesterday, as I was nosing around the Grand Neighbors house, I stumbled onto this New York State Police statue...
I was already in NYSP mode with my blue and gold jogging pants and all, so this was a first-rate find for me.
Anyway, I'm going to sneak him home and hide him under my crib. Then, I'll get Godfather to wrap him up so I can give him to my Dad for Christmas.
The Grand Neighbor won't even know he's gone.
As you all know, I was pretty miffed when the Purple Eagles lost the football game Friday. My dander was up, I don't deny it.
My Dad sat me down and told me my behavior was absolutely unacceptable. There is no crying in football he said. Or baseball. Or any other sport for that matter...
Well, my father may not have cried when the Buffalo Bills lost last night, but he sure appeared agitated if you ask me. He even threw the remote -but you didn't hear that from Owen K.
Owen K. Bentley however, just sat and smiled. I'm all about being a good sport now you know :)
I make friends pretty easily. Some of my friends have two legs, some have four...
Bandit, as you can see, is my new best friend. He doesn't chew on shoes and his conversational skills are wonderful.
If I had one word of advice for my new best friend, it would be to invest in a breath mint. Other than that, Bandit is perfect.
I have to be F-I-V-E years old before I can go to school? Five??? 
Everyone I know is going back to school in a couple of weeks. Mommy, Godfather, Auntie Brooke ...you name it. Well, everyone but Owen K. Bentley that is.
That's wrong.
I'm going to keep calling until they let me enroll. After all, I'm all about education you know.
Whew. Disneyworld is killin' me. I'm pooped. 
100% totally exhausted.
I need a little R & R.
ZZZZZZZZZZ
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