See this guy... His name is "Ralph The Elf" and his job is to watch ME, Owen K. Bentley. You know, to see if I'm being good and all. According to my parents, Santa Claus sent him.
Now, I never know where Ralph is going to show up. And, believe me he's everywhere. Watching me. Stalking me if you will...
On top of the TV.
Inside my sock drawer.
Watching me take my tubbie...
Heck, yesterday, Ralph was inside the dishwasher when I opened it. Talk about getting busted. *GULP*
Anyway, to put it bluntly ...I ain't misbehavin'. No way. I need toys.
Owen, oh my my, my. Ralph The Elf is outside your bedroom window right now. He's peeking in.
Poor thing. He be freezing!
Posted by: Gis Says To Owen K. Bentley | December 24, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Gia: See? I told you. Ralph is a stalker, G! He better give that Santa guy a good report about me. I'm tired of being good!
Posted by: Owen K. Bentley Says To Gia: | December 24, 2009 at 02:26 PM