Take a good look at my mop. Word around the house is that my mother is going to lower my ears.
I'm concerned, because last I knew, she did not attend Barber School. *sigh*
Anyway, I'm all for saving a buck here and there, but I take pride in my head threads. I really do.
So, Mom. If you're listening...
Leave the sideburns alone, okay? Thank you.
If I mess up, we could always brush Howie and glue what he sheds off onto your head.
Of course, I'd check it for fleas first.
Posted by: Mommy | January 28, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Dear Mom,
Do you have a flow-bee? I'm concerned, and I think a flow-bee might be the solution for my locks. Maybe we could buy one on QVC???
We'll try it first on Howie. Or Dad.
What do you think?
love,
your son,
Owen K. "Let's Just Keep The Mohawk" Bentley
Posted by: Owen K. says To His Mother: | January 28, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Qvc doesn't carry it anymore, HOWEVER, you can get it from this website:
http://www.flowbee.com/
By the way, 1990 wants their website back...do you think we should tell them!?
Posted by: Mommy | January 28, 2009 at 08:29 PM
Owen K & Owen K's Mommy!
I'm pretty sure I've seen the Flow-Bee, but it was referred to as the Suck-Cut on Wayne's World.
http://www.filmsondisc.com/images/waynes_world.jpg
It looks like it could really damage a noggin or two, so be careful!
Also, Owen K, when are you going to start putting color in your hair? AuntieLeash can help with that!
Too soon, Mommy and Daddy?
Love,
Auntie "The Crazy Haired Influence" Leash
Posted by: AuntieLeash | January 28, 2009 at 10:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
I forgot about the Wayne's World reference to the SUCK CUT! Thank you TIMES 100 for bringing that back from the deep pits of my memory!!! I will chuckle about that for weeks!
I miss Auntie Leeshie Poo!
Posted by: Mommy | January 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Dear Little Man,
You are the cutest thing going and I must say I love what your mother has done with your hair...
Thanks for the good time at Hannah's party. I really enjoyed your company and conversation. We really should schedule a play date...
Love You,
Zia
Posted by: Zia | February 02, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Mommy: I am worried. You are only 26 years old and already you are having senior moments. You know, being forgetful and all. Leave that stuff to those crazy neighbor peeps. They forget everything. I have to tell them to give me lunch sometimes :)
Posted by: Owen K. Says To His Mother: | February 03, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Dear Zia:
Come get me, quick. These people are dangerous with a flow-bee. Take me to SuperCuts or something.
Your loving newphew
Owen K. "Zia -Talk Sense Into That Crazy Barber OF A Mom" Bentley
Posted by: Owen K. Says To His Zia | February 03, 2009 at 05:44 PM