Last Car To Pass, Here I Go...

And the line of cars drove down real slow...
This is definitely Radar Love :)

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[AuntieLeasha]

Owen K.

The only thing I have to say is, AMAZING!

I guess I'll take the one with the motor back to the store...

See you sooooon!

Merry "It's Been A Good One" Christmas!

[Owen K. Says To His Godmother:]

Auntie Godmother: You and I are going to tour the town together! I plan on driving you back to NYC, too. Don't worry, it'll be fine. Tell the 'rents, that they have nothing to worry about when Lil' Man is in the drivers seat :)

I have lots of stuff to show you and Zia. It's going to be a good Saturday. Tell Zia I said "wow" ....heeheee

Love
Owen K. "Filler-up" Bentley!

[Mommy]

Owen,

You are one lucky guy...do you want to know why? It's because Mommy and Daddy are very competitive people.

We knew that you had been a good little boy, and that Santa would be bringing you probably a lot of pretty cool presents, so we knew that we had to get you something pretty fabulous if we were going to "one up" Santa.

When you opened "Spike" the remote controlled dinosaur, I thought "wow" that man in the red suit knows how to play this game! What Santa didn't know is that Daddy shrunk his police car "Honey, I shrunk the Crown Victoria STYLE", boxed it, wrapped it, and gave it to you.

I bet Daddy wishes he would have shrunk another Troopers' car, because it's pretty cold to be on the State Police bike patrol right now....

Merry Christmas!
Love,
Mommy

[The Pettine Family!]

Little squad car
You dont know what I got
Little squad car
You dont know what I got

Well Im not braggin mommy so dont put me down
But Ive got the fastest set of feet in town
When something comes up to me he dont even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
Shes my little squad car
You dont know what I got... WOW!

Shes got a competition clutch with the feet on the floor
And she growls like a puggle till the lake pipes roar
And if that aint enough to make you spill your juice
Theres one more thing, I keep my toys in the caboose

And comin off Allen Road when the light turns green
Well she blows em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and its hard to lose
Then I need new treads for my spankin new shoes

Shes my little Squad Car
You dont know what I got....WOW!

[Owen K. Says To The Pettine Family:]

To The Pettine Peeps...

My Daddy said, "Owen, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Troop Car Lincoln"

Have you heard this story of the O-man Race
When Troop's and Sherrif's was settin' the pace?
That story is true, I'm here to say
That Owen was drivin' for Batavia's Troop "A"

He had a Lincoln motor that was really souped up
That Mini Lil' Troop car screamed like a pup
He had ten toes, O-man used them all
Howie handled overdrive in case they stalled

With a four-barrel carb and a dual exhaust
And pedals for gears you can really get lost
It's got safety tubes, but he wasn't scared
The pedals were good, and the tires were fair

Pulled out of Walmart late one night
The moon and the stars were shinin' bright
He was drivin' up Gaines Basin Hill
Passing cars like they were standing still

All of a sudden in a wink of an eye
A Sherrif patrol passed him by
Owen said, "WOW, that's a dare for me!"
And, by then his diaper was all you could see

Now Howie was ribbin' for bein' behind
So Owen thought he'd make his Troop car unwind
So, he peddled like crazy and man alive
Howie shoved it on down into overdrive

Wound it up to nine or ten
He cried out WOW when he'd hit top end
But his hoofs were glued like lead to the pedals
It was all about pride, and not about medals

Now, the Sherrifs all thought he'd lost his sense
Cuz telephone poles looked like a picket fence
They said, "Slow down! we see spots!"
Owen just laughed, he wasn't gonna stop

Took a corner; sideswiped a truck
Howie crossed his paws just for luck
The fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
That puggle beside him was white as a ghost

Smoke was comin' from out of the rear
When he started to gain on that Cavilier.
He thought he could catch them, sure he could pass
Don't you know by then he'd be low on gas?

There were flames comin' from out of the side
He felt the tension, man, what a ride!
He said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly!"
And that Cavilier pulled over and let him by

Now all of a sudden she started to knockin'
And down in the dips she started to rockin'
He looked in his mirror; another light was blinkin'
Grand-neighbors were chasing his Troop Car Lincoln!!!!

They slowed him down then set his bail
His Daddy threatened to put the car for sale
And, his Mommy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Troop ... Car ... Lincoln!"

[Owen K. Begs To His Mother:]

Dearest Mommy:

Please talk to your husband. He has to let me have my wheels back. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to leave the driveway. Honest. I'm just a little kid. Talk to your husband for me okay?

Anyway, it was all Howie's fault. Dumb daredevil dog.

Thanks in advance, Mommy
love,
Owen K. I've Got Blisters On My Feet" Bentley

[aunt nat]

owen k.-i love your new wheels-for a little guy you sure have alot of modes of transportation-if you can sneak out-take a ride down allen rd.-turn left on w.academy and stop at the yellow house-i'm sure no one will stop you with state trooper on your car-i can't wait to see all your new toys-i hear santa was very good to you-xxxooo.

[Owen K. Says To Aunt Nat:]

Aunt Nat: I have bad news. I can't take the Troop car out of the driveway anymore. Those crazy kids grounded me from doing that.

However, they never said anything about me galloping to your house on Julie the wonder horse. Ha! See you soon, Auntie!

love
Owen K. "Giddy-up" Bentley

[Dr. J.]

Holy crap Owen K Bentley!!! I knew I missed you tons and tons, but who knew I was missing out on yer new killer wheels! Bring that baby down to Georgia and show these rednecks how to drive!!!

[Owen K. Says To Dr. J:]

Dr. J: Here's an idea. I'll drive out to Georgia (since it's always on my mind), then you and I can swap redneck stories!!!!

Oh boy, this is going to be fun :)