Sit, Rabbit, Sit.

Meet my new friend, Rabbit. He doesn't do much, unlike Howie who acts like he's on steroids half the time. Rabbit just looks around and stares. I've been trying to get him "out of his shell" by teaching him a few tricks...

Speak, Rabbit. Okay, maybe later, buddy.

Roll over, Rabbit. Uh, we'll try again tomorrow.

Fetch, Rabbit. Who am I kidding? Turtles have more energy than this guy.

Someone said rabbits don't move when they're scared. Maybe that's the problem? I scared him silly by pointing at him??? Poor thing. He must not be very smart is all I can say...

When those crazy kids point their fingers at me I don't freeze up. No way. I haul.

Comments

[Mommy]

ClaraBelle has been resurrected! Bless her heart! P.S., Owen, that rabbit you are coersing is a female! I know that because she batted her bunnylashes at your daddy, and only hissed and bit at me. Maybe you should teach her things like "blink", "sleep", and "stare". You may have better luck! If you get ambitious, you can teach her "be nice" too!

[Owen K. Says To His Mother:]

Mommy: I think I saw her(him)(it) blink. I'm not sure because it happened about the same time I poked her in the eye.

I think I may have taught her to "stay" ...because she sure doesn't move much. Cwazy Wabbit.

xxxooo
Owen K. Fudd Bentley

[AuntieGeee]

Owen K.

YOU TELL THAT RABBIT!

And after that, can you train Bandit? He's still lacking a couple of skills. Aaaand now that I look at it, that bunny sure does look like Bandit's cousin...

Could it be?

Ps, your pose is quite stern. The foot on the rocks and everything. Geesh!

[Owen K. Says To His Godmother:]

Auntie: I can teach that ole' Bandit new tricks, for sure. I'm not sure if my friend Rabbit is related to Doggie Bandit, but you are right, they look a lot alike. Well, except that Rabbit has bigger ears and all :)

Now, about my pose? I command respect from my students, auntie. Not to worry, they'll thank me for my tough love someday :)

xxxooo
Owen K. "Welcome Back Kotter" Bentley