A Hunting I Will Go...

Check out this new contraption my Dad bought. It's called a hunting blind. If you ask me, it should be called a tent, but hey, who am I to question all the great white hunters in the world?

Anyway, I'm having crazy fun sneaking in and out of this thing as it sits in our garage. As a matter of fact, Howie and I ate dinner out there.  It was fun until Howie decided to go to the bathroom inside it. Can anyone say nasty smell? Thank goodness these things have windows...

Not to worry, I put my new potty in there. Not for Howie either. For me.

Comments

[Gma]

Owen, will the deer come inside your garage or something? Is that why the hunting blind is set up in there?

[Owen K. Says To Gma:]

Gma: If the deer were planning on coming inside the hunting blind, I doubt they will now. It stinks in there. And, it is all Howie's fault. Do you have any Lysol over there?

[Howie:]

Owen, well excuse me that nobody taught me how to sit on the potty. I just do it, Owen. No potty. Nothing.

But you? Heck, with you, even going to the bathroom is an event. If those crazy kids would have bought me a potty too, I would have used it. So there.

[Owen K. Says To Howie The Puggle]

Howie: You stink.

Literally.

[AuntieGeee]

Owen K.

That is the coolest fort, ever! Next time I visit can we hang out in there?

And what is this potty talk? Tell me you've upgraded already? I sure know how to leave when all the big events occur. Fill me in!

And another thing, you are the most handsome boy in the whole world. I mean, geesh, look at that face?

Love ya, bud!

[Tracy]

Owen,
What a fun little house for you to play in! And you have a new potty?! How exciting!

[Owen K. Say To Auntie Geeee:]

Auntie Geeee: Do you have a sleeping bag? I'm sure those crazy kids would let you and I spend the night in the fort. No Howie though. He stinks it up in there.

Also, I do have a new potty. I sit on it, then get right back up, and then usually do tink tink on the bathroom floor. I always make sure to save a drip or two for the potty though. Mainly because that makes my parents happy, and I'm all about making their day, you know :)

When you come home again maybe I'll have a new trick to show you, Auntie...

love
-Owen K. "Working On The Potty Training Thing" Bentley

[Owen K. Say To Tracy:]

Tracy: Hi! Do you remember the book you gave me when I was a little kid way back when? You know, the one about going to the bathroom? Talk about DeJa Poop :)

Heehee
love
Owen K. "I Used The Potty And All I Got Was This Lousy TeeShirt" Bentley