Bandit Cracks Me Up...

Do you all remember Doggie Bandit, my second favorite little fur-ball? I like Bandit a lot, mainly because we are so much alike:

He's cute. So am I.

Bandit drinks water from a dog dish. Me too.

He barks when he wants something. I put the "W" in woof, you know.

We both enjoy snooping around garbage cans. Hey, Bandit and I aren't proud. We take what we can get.

Bandit is just plain funny. And.. I've been known to make a few people chuckle, too.
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Comments

[Gma]

Owen, here is something else you and Bandit have in common:

Bandit needs a leash.
So does Owen K. Bentley.

Sorry bud, you are getting way to fast for the Grand-neighbor people.

[Owen K. Says To Gma:]

Gma: I agree. I do need a leash. For you and your husband. How else can I keep you two in line?????

[Mommy]

I'm also pretty sure that you and doggie Bandit are expensive. I think Doggie Bandit ran his owners wallet empty last week with his numerous trips to the vet. This is like the time when I took you to the doctor 4 times in 5 days and paid co-pays up the wazoo! Do you see the similiarities?

Also, if you are looking for another similarity, Bandit poops outside. You could start doing that so I don't have to buy diapers anymore. That'd be pretty cool!

[AuntieGeeeLeee]

Owen K.

You probably would have laughed even harder if you saw him with a cone on his head!! Now that's darn tootin' funny!

Bandit must have told you a funny joke. Was it the one about the chicken crossing the road? He loves that one.

Well it's no surprise you have a lot of similarities. You are cousins, you know.

[Zia]

I love the picture with Doggy Bandit and to think I was there.....

It must have been cold there in my shadow.
To not be able to lick me because of your fur
I was content to let you shed, that's your way
I always watched my step behind you
You like to leave me presents

For you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did you know tht you are my hero?
You poop and pee whenever
You never have to go to bed
You never have to wear shoes
You're eveything that I would like to be..

You might have thought that it would go unnoticed.
You were the king before I came along
You were content for me to get all the attention

Fly, Fly high against the sky
Thank you thank you Bandit for you are the wind beneath my wings.

[Owen K. Says To His Mother:]

Mommy: Am I starting to sense that I may be costing you and Dad money? Oh please. I can't stop laughing. I'm very low maintenance now. Wait a few years. Just wait.

Also as far as the "relieving" myself outdoors suggestion? Too late. Check the front bushes once in a while. It's why your flowers are doing so well. And, we won't mention the grand-neighbor man's garden. If he only knew. Oh boy :)

[Owen K. Says To His Godmother:]

AuntieGeeeLeeeeee: I was laughing because Bandit had just told me this joke:

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower"

Yup. That Bandit is one funny dog, Auntie :)

[Owen K. Says To His Zia:]

Hi Zia :)

Every pee I take
And every poop I make
Every diaper I break
Every step I take
They are watching me...

Every single day
And every word I say
Every game I play
Every night I pray
They stop watching me

Oh, cant they see
Sometimes I need to pee
And when my stomach aches
That's when the diaper breaks

You should see me shake
Just like a big earthquake
After my bran flakes
But first a smile I fake
Then they're all watching me...

There you go, Zia
Story of my life :)

[Godfather]

Clearly Owen K. Bentley, you are he who dances with wolves? Or do you fly with the birds, swim with the fishes? You are he who lives with nature... just remember, when mother nature's husband takes to the bathroom, get the heck out of there!

This is a public service announcement from the Godfather, live from the house next door!

[Owen K. Says To Godfather:]

Godfather: I do dance with the wolves.
And, I fly with the birds.
And, the fishes? Yes, I do swim with them.

As you can see, I'm quite nature-ful :)