The Suspense Is Killing Me...

I'm running for Public Office. Yup, Owen K. Bentley may soon be an elected public official folks. After all, we ankle biters need a voice in government too, you know.

Seriously, I'm so good at babbling now, it only seemed right for me to throw my hat into the political arena...

By midnight tonight I could be -Owen K. Bentley: Federal Director of C.R.I.B. (Can Read In Bed)

If elected, I promise to supply children of all ages with endless supplies of books, night lights and Gummy Bears. So, vote Row "O" for Owen K. Bentley.

Oh, if you can't make it to the polls, you can register your vote for me in the comments section below.

Thanks in advance for your support. Now get out there and vote!
-Owen K.

Comments

[The Godfather]

Owen, you know I'd vote for you. Of course I would vote for you... as a matter of a fact, I walked into the polls, and they kicked me out for 2 reasons. One of them is... I had a T-Shirt made with "Vote Owen K!" written across it in patriotic colors. I'm not allowed to do that I don't think. And, they kicked me out because I'm not 18 years old. I think that's wrong... if you get into office, you should try passing legislation saying that 14 year olds can vote too!

[Owen K Says To The Godfather:]

Godfather: Oh no. It's sounds like the money I spent on the t-shirts isn't going to help? *gulp*

Not to worry Godfather. I am still going to win, and when I do, I'll be sure to draft some legislation that will allow you and all your teen-people to vote in the future.

Also, if I win, the victory party will be held in the baby section of Walmart. We're going to have an endless supply of Enfamil, yellow squash, mashed bananas and teething rings for everyone. See you there!

[aunt nat]

owen k.- you have my vote-you look very stressed in your picture today,must be all that campaigning has tired you out-see you at walmart-what time does the celebration start.xxxooo

[AuntieLee]

Do things the RIGHT way, vote Owen K!

[Owen K Says To Aunt Nat:]

Aunt Nat: I am pretty stressed. You wouldn't believe all the babies I had to kiss in the last several weeks :)

The celebration starts around 9:15 PM, after the polls close. Be there on time, because I have to leave by 9:30. After all, bedtime is 9:45 :)

[Owen K Says To LeeeeLeee]

Auntie LeeeeLeee: "Do things the RIGHT way, vote Owen K!"

Now that is why I picked you as my campaign manager, Auntie. You're all about marketing :)

[G-Ma]

Owen: I just got back from the polls. Of course you know I voted for you. You make me proud :)

[Owen K Says To G-Ma:]

G-Ma: Thank-you, thank you. Will you help me with my victory speech, G? Thanks in advance :)

[Mommy]

Funny, when I went to vote, your name was under ROW B for legislator at large. HAHAHA...the irony, seeing that you're so small!

So, of course, seeing that I think it's high time that you start paying for your own formula and diapers, I voted for you. Hopefully, your impending election to this position will mean that I can start taking your diaper and formula money and putting it into my 401kbentley. I mean my 401k.

Who's mommy's little Democrapublican?

[Owen K Says To Mommy]

Mommy: They wanted me to run for the Mayor of Smallville, but I declined because it kinda hurt my little feelings.

You have a 401kbentley, Mommy? Can I borrow a few of the k's? Can I? Please?

As for my party affiliation? Well, I'm not a Democrat, Republican, or even a Democrapublican.

I'm an Americrat, Mommy. An A-M-E-R-I-C-R-A-T :)

[The Grandfather H]

Owen, the polls were pretty crowded. I think lots of the voters were in support of you too, because most of the cars had car seats in them :)

[Owen K Says To Grandfather H:]

Grandfather H: Ah, the ankle biters have spoken. I love it :)