I Thought Howie Was My Friend...

Doesn't Howie look sad? He should. I can't believe what he did last night, right in front of my very eyes no less...

He mauled and chewed my favorite rubber duckie to smithereens, then spit him out like an old shoe. I'm so sad. I loved that duck like a brother.

Comments

[G-Ma]

Owen, Howie was THE top dog, then you came along. He has issues now. Try to understand :)

[Owen K. Says To G-Ma]

G-Ma: I saw a gleam in his eyes as he was chewing away. He enjoyed it.

Issues my foot.

[Lucy The Boxer]

Owen, I tried to stop him. For a little guy, Howie is pretty stubborn. Sorry about the duck.

[Owen K. Says To Lucy The Boxer]

Lucy The Boxer: Thanks for your concern, Lucy. However, it won't bring my duck back.

[Mommy]

Howie ate the beak right off your duck. I couldn't believe my eyes! He's quacked all night long. He even burped up some orange and yellow particles!

You haven't really been too nice to Howie and Lucy's toys either. They can't have their food down in the kitchen all day because you tip over their water and eat/choke on their food. And, I threw their red Kong ball in the back yard because you try to chew on that too. Howie and Lucy have no toys left in the house because you've tried to eat or chew on them. It was only a matter of time before Howie took one of the PLETHORA of toys you have and claimed it his own. I can't really blame him!

[aunt nat]

owen k.-poor howie he gets blamed for everything -he was top dog then lucy came in-then you came in he's at the bottom now-i'm sure he didn't realize that was one of your favorite toys-that's probably his way of getting our attention because when your around we can't help but give you all the attention because you're so cute but we still love howie and lucy,so please pass that on to them.xxxooo

[Owen K. Says To Mommy:]

Mommy: That was Howie quacking last night?!? Now I feel bad.

You don't HAVE to move their food and water anymore, Mommy. I'll leave their stuff alone if Howie behaves. If not, I swear I will rub Tabasco on his bed and dog treats. Tell him that Mommy. Maybe he'll get the message.

Don't stick up for Howie, Mommy. He's just a dog. I am the real deal you know.

[Howie]

Owen, I happen to like Tabasco sauce. So there.
Love,
-Howie

[Owen K. Says To Howie:]

Howie: You're lucky I'm a forgivin' type of a kid.

Dumb dog.

[Owen K. Says To Aunt Nat:]

Aunt Nat: Just remember, the dogs always take a back seat to the O-Man. That's the rule, Auntie :)

[AuntieLeee]

Owen K.

I am deeply sorry for what happened to your duck. But can you blame Howie? He's very jealous-ful of all the attention you get.

Whatever I can do to make up for that duck you name it! Would you like a real duck? Mommy and Daddy would love that, I'm sure.

[Owen K. Says To Auntie LeeLee:]

Auntie LeeLee: You are right, Howie is just plain jealous-ful!

I hate to beg like a dog, but do you think you can get me another rubber duckie for Christmas. It's all I want. Really. No front teeth, just a rubber duckie.

That would make me very, very happy-ful :)

Thanks in advance...
Your Loving Godson,
-Owen K.