It's Not Rolling Stone Magazine, But...

Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smiling face...

Of course you do.

So be sure to grab a copy at your local news stand today.

Thanks, and have a nice Owen K. day:)

Comments

[AuntieLeeeee]

Owen K.

Just so you know, the copies of this issue have been flying off the racks at Wegmans and usually they never sell. Anything could sell if your face was printed on it. Want to go into business? I could use the extra cash...

[Mommy]

Owen,

DId you know that I was on the front page of a sports magazine when I was little? It was about baseball though.

I need some extra cash too (ya know...all the diapers, formula, strained vegetables....). So go get em and make some millions for us all, ok?

[Owen K Says To Auntie Leeee:]

Auntie: I'm glad the copies are selling -- I need the royalties for college you know.

I want you and Godfather to be my agents --You two could make some good money, if you accept the position. Think of the places we'll go and the people we'll meet, Auntie! :)

[Owen K Says To Mommy:]

Mommy:I know all about you and your friend Kadi being on the cover of the Sports mag years ago. You were five years old. I beat you Mommy, I'm only six and 1/2 months. Nya-nyaaaaa :)

I'll make money for you Mommy. I need to so I can afford to put you and Daddy in the Shady Pines Rest Home someday. That is where you said you'd be placing the Grand-Neighbors someday, right?

[G-Ma]

Owen, tell Mommy that it looks like Karma is setting in :)

[The Grandfather H]

Owen, Shady Pines, eh? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Good for you, Buddy!

[Owen K Says To G-Ma:]

G-Ma: What the heck is Karma, G? I don't get it.

[Owen K Says To The Grandfather H]

Grandfather H: I heard Mommy and Godfather talking about Shady Pines. I thought it was so nice that they wanted to place you and G in such a nice spot.