Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah....Choooooooo!

Don't you just love a good sneeze? I'm in heaven when air comes blasting out my nose and cleans out my smeller in the process. That's why I don't understand why people start blessing me and asking me questions after I sneeze...

God Bess You, Owen (Thank you -God Bless You, too)

Gesundheit, Owen (Um, okay, if you say so)

Owen, are you getting sick? (No, it's probably just the leaves and grass. Thanks for your concern.)

Well, excuse you, Owen (Uh, I didn't pass gas, I merely sneezed!)

Cover your mouth, Owen (I would if I knew how, but I don't, so I won't)

Want a tissue, Owen? (Sure, are we going to wrap gifts or something?)

And people wonder why I smile all the time??? People crack me up. That's why.

Comments

[Boogie-Monster]

Owen, Owen, Owen,

You are, truly, a product of my own liking. Sneezing is the most fabulous thing that the human body does. It does clean out your "smeller" and makes my job as "Boogie-Monster Extraordinaire" much easier. After you blow those boogies out with a good sneeze, I just have to come and collect--no digging required!

Ahhhh! If only more people were like Owen K! My world would be a much happier place!

Your Friend,
Boogie, for short.

[Owen K Says To Boogie Monster:]

Dear Mr. Boogie: At last we meet :)

I know you know when I'm "full", because everyone tells me they can see right straight up my nostrils -- so I'm sure that's how you know when to pay me a visit.

As for the "digging" you have to go through. You poor thing, you. Here's a helpful hint: get yourself a can or two of Saline solution. You talk about blasting those bad boys out just like a sneeze does? Let me tell you, after a shot of Saline all you'll need is a pail for the drippings :)

Boogie on, Boogie Monster :)

[Elise]

Owen!

I like a good sneeze too....but don't you hate when you go to sneeze, but then it wont come out? Then you just end up looking funny.

[Auntie Leeeee]

Owen K.

Here's something we disagree on. I do not enjoy the action of sneezing. For one, it takes way too much energy. Secondly, it can be quite a mess if you do not have a tissue on hand (you're lucky that you're cute and people are still willing to clean up the gunk!) Thirdly, my sneezes are extremely loud and I cannot help it. It's quite embarrassing when you're in a quiet place and I can wake up the entire town.

Oh well.

Happy sneezing!

[Owen K Says To Elise:]

Elise: One time I sneezed and nothing came out. All I can say is it was a good thing I had a Huggie on. What a mess :)

[Owen K Says To Auntie Leeeeash:]

Auntie Leeeash: Not to worry if you don't have a tissue on hand ----that's what sleeves are for. I've seen people do that. As long as it isn;t my sleeve I don't care.

Also, as for the loudness factor associated with sneezing? Have you ever heard me in church? Now that's loud. Sneezing is quiet compared to my vocals in the amen corner, Auntie :)

[G-Ma]

Owen, I saw you sneeze bananas all over your Mother today. That was pretty darn funny if you ask me.

[Owen K Says To G-Ma:]

G-Ma: I thought it was funny too! Did you see how hard Mommy laughed when she wiped my banana mess up with your new jacket? That was really funny, too :)