Why Bet On The Horses, When You Can Bet On Me!

Some people like to bet the horses...

Ok. I understand the thrill of horse racing I guess. But why would anyone throw their hard earned money away at the racetrack, when they could plop three quarters in a machine and wind up with me, Owen K. Bentley?

I mean, have you ever seen a better looking slot machine? Of course not. That's why I was thrilled when the casinos wanted my likeness on some of their one armed bandits. I'm all about Lady Luck and jackpots, you know.

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[Godmother]

Owen K.

I might have to take up gambling now. The slot machines never looked so good. Seeing your face pop up three times would be the only reward I would want!

If it came with some cash, I guess I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Just for your information, you definitely have Pettine in you. You tell one heck of a story. I enjoyed everything we discussed this evening. You're quite the conversationalist!

[Owen K Says To Godmother:]

Godmother: That's why I love spending time with you. You're such a good listener. Sometimes people don't understand what I'm all about ...but you and Godfather do. So I'll keep yaking if you keep listening :)

[G-Ma]

Owen, I was bummed. I kept getting 2 Diapers and an Owen. That's my luck I guess. I'll keep trying though.

[Owen K Says To G-Ma]

G-Ma: Not to worry G-Ma. I will give you three diapers on Tuesday. And it won't even cost you any quarters!

[The Grandfather:]

Owen, I won 5 bucks. I got three Enfamils.

[Owen K Says To The Grandfather H:]

Grandfather H: You won 5 bucks Grandfather? That's great. Did I tell you that I've wanted a piggy bank all my life? Would you get me one? Thanks in advance :)