My good friend Buzzy decided that he too was going to come and visit. Whew, I was glad to see him because I didn't really want to have Mommy and Daddy give me the birds and bees talk at such a young age.
I knew they would do that if I told them that they had to give me a ride to see my girlfriend Ariel at Point Breeze, Lake Ontario.
That's where Buzzy comes in. He offered to "fly" me down there at no cost. I will, however, get Godfather to compensate him with a new rocket pack. (Hey, I'm all about giving back...)
Anyway, where can a kid like me take a mermaid girl like Ariel in Western New York? Any ideas would be appreciated. Ok?
Owen, take her fishing :)
Posted by: The Grandfather H | July 26, 2007 at 10:53 PM
Grandfather H: Not funny.
Posted by: Owen K Says To The Grandfather H: | July 26, 2007 at 10:54 PM
Owen, Just so you know, I heard rumblings that Ariel already is dating someone. I heard so goes out with "the tide" ...
Posted by: G-Ma | July 26, 2007 at 11:04 PM
G-Ma: She used to go out with "the tide" ...before she met me :)
Posted by: Owen K Says To G-Ma | July 26, 2007 at 11:09 PM
Owen, let's review: YOU'RE 4 MONTHS OLD! You're too young to have a girlfriend! I mean, she's cute and all...I like her fins...but I don't want you to get attached and then have her go back under the sea. That would be tragic for you! I guess if you two are going to go on a date, AS FRIENDS, I might take her to a sushi bar. I hope this helps! Tell Buzzy I said "hi"!
Posted by: Mommy | July 27, 2007 at 07:38 AM
Owen K.
You should take her to Darien Lake. They have some pretty sweet water rides! And remember to always keep a spray bottle with you in case she gets parched! We wouldn't want those fins to dry out. Also, I think I need to see you soon. After I get back from New York we will hang out. Ps, Do you want something from the Big Apple?!
Posted by: Auntie Zia Leashy Lee | July 27, 2007 at 07:49 AM
Mommy: Did Daddy take you to a sushi bar on your first date? How did you and Daddy get to the Sushi bar? Did someone drive you --because didn't you and Daddy start dating in Kindergarten or something????
PS ...I like her fins too, Mommy :)
Posted by: Owen K Says To Mommy: | July 27, 2007 at 07:56 AM
Auntie: I KNEW you would have good suggestions on where to take her, Auntie! I'm looking for an old Windex bottle right now so I can spray her down every few minutes :)
Auntie, I don't need anything at all from NYC. Just you. Honest :)
Posted by: Owen K Says To Auntie Zia Leashy Lee | July 27, 2007 at 08:02 AM
Save gas and rocket packs. Take her to the pond behind your neighbors house!
Posted by: Aunt Pam | July 27, 2007 at 10:49 PM
Aunt Pam: That's a good idea, but the water in the pond is soooo low. I bet Grandfather H. won't mind if I fill Al's pool up with his hose though. What's a few more hundred gallons on his water bill.
Posted by: Owen K Says To Aunt Pam: | July 27, 2007 at 10:57 PM