Yesterday, as I was sitting on my 4 wheeler, this bird flew up and landed right in front of me. I wanted to chat with him but all he did was stare at me. 
He didn't move. 
He didn't blink. 
He never so much as ruffled a feather.
So, I didn't move.
I didn't blink.
But after a bit ...I stuck my tongue out at him.
I just couldn't help myself.